Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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