Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize