yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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