I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Send help, water and tortillas.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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