they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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