We need to rekindle our bromance
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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