Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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