Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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