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  I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.

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• lololol

  Submitted by sportiechick on Oct 14, 11 at 12:10am

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• Hooray for that British stiff upper lip..."Keep calm and carry on drinking"

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 12, 11 at 8:38pm

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• He's a British fucker...they say toilet floor and other stupid shit like that

  Submitted by mm031996 on Oct 12, 11 at 3:16pm

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  • I'm British, if its in a house then it should be bathroom but if its a public toilet, it should be called toilet, since yknow... there's no bath in that room

    Submitted by ramalam on Oct 13, 11 at 4:21pm

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    • I love the British

      Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 14, 11 at 7:37am

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• Toilet floor?

  Submitted by dynasty55 on Oct 12, 11 at 3:07pm

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• I do the same thing when I'm blacked out, between puking rallys...

  Submitted by Topher_85 on Oct 13, 11 at 2:03pm

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• GA Peach likes to type.

  Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 13, 11 at 12:14am

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• They are british lol so, sure why not call the bathroom a "toilet floor." Have you ever taken care of someone who is completely smashed and in the middle of their drunken nonsense they do something that for two seconds sobers them enough that they have a funny comment? "oh dear" lmao. My friend's sober moment was usually when I was trying to keep her from stripping down "because it's so hot" and she'd look at me and say "dont tell my mother and don't keep

  Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 12, 11 at 3:16pm

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  • keep evidence" everything else before and after that sentence was slurred nonsense about being too hot and wanting to play in the splash park naked, in the middle of downtown. I'm going to really miss being home for halloween this year, stupid tenntuckey.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 12, 11 at 3:19pm

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• In many languages, like real English, German and even Japanese, the room you do your business in is referred to as "the toilet".

  Submitted by Nero905 on Feb 26, 12 at 6:27am

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