it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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