I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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