Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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