Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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