nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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