i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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