In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so explain again why im purple
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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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