I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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