I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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