I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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