6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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