Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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