The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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