Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We are all done wearing pants today
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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