Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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