sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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