Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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