New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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