holy shit, i used to do that for me and my coworkers at my crappy fast-food job. dealing with customers is so much easier when you're buzzed. even if it does mean drinking at 11 AM
One time I did lines on a baby that was laying on the changing table while the baby was getting changed, all the mother asked of me after is to make her a rum and coke (a-cola) and now everyone thinks that's baby powder we were sniffing... No just coke off the babies ball sack
op: if this were a 586 area code I'd swear I knew you
either way, I didn't bother mixing my drink. I just got a pint glass and chased it with my coke. in the theatre. still surprised I didn't get kicked out.
5:08: yea. if I weren't on the verge of alcoholism I'd do that more. a nice screwdriver on my break and I'm a much better worker
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