my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
do herpes really smell.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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