Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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