plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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