Nicole vs. Life
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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