I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I think people are normalizing furries
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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