so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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