I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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