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  • 88 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:33am

    In soviet Russia goods swallow you!

  • 82 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:09am

    YES.

  • 90 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:25am

    Maybe she wants to cut back on the protein aspect of grocery shopping--you know, meat is expensive!

  • 84 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:33am

    Your mother swallows my goods

  • 79 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:09am

    Nah it just means your momma had fun before u came along.

  • 72 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:30pm

    Ew and yes.

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:56am

    Your mom sounds fucking awesome. You should totally follow her advice. Mother knows best

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:57pm

    Very. My mom was kinda like that. She heard a story About some hs kid giving a bj on the back of the bus and assumed everyone did. She gave me birth control and condoms to use when i was 14. I'm 22 and still virgin.

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:24am

    Ha. So many "goods" to swallow. There is the obvious, but my first thought was that daughter and mom are drug dealers who swallow balloons of coke. Either way, still good family discussion.

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:18pm

    your mom us trash

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:13am

    People who say first are fuckig retarded and need a life. Better yet they need to get their virgin asses laid!!

    • 62 75
      Submitted by MissSaraMarshall on Jan 19, 10 at 8:29am

      If your that pissed off at people who say "first" you really spend too much time on the comments page anyway, why don't you get yourself laid, my dear?

      • 71 54
        Submitted by 619 on Jan 22, 10 at 6:55pm

        Seriously! Nobody even said "first" anyway. Anon 8:13 ftw........

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:20am

    it's full of vitamin c!

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 19, 10 at 9:05am

    What trailer park do you live in?

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:33am

    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:06am

    1st

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:33am

    Yes. It means you AND your mother are tramps/whores. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:09am

    Both of you die - yes, that is concerning

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:06am

    Firsttttt