Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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