He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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