He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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