It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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