What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she looked like the before picture.
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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