Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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