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  • But close your eyes and picture someone else doing it because no one's ever seen a hot, straight clarinet player who brags about his drawing skills and pushes the mcmuffin button all morning.

    Submitted by DamnYankeeGirl02 on Apr 4, 13 at 11:22am
  • Sign me up please!!!

    Submitted by taterpie2 on Apr 4, 13 at 10:53am
  • I'm a freelance gynecologist, can provide references.

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Apr 4, 13 at 11:19pm
  • If, by squirt, you mean projectile vomit you were spot on.

    Submitted by scrotum66 on Apr 5, 13 at 4:55am
  • ^ best response ever

    Submitted by paintblr20 on Apr 4, 13 at 11:32am
  • Saxophones are woodwinds. Keyboards are full of buttons, and maybe what he draws are full houses, straights and royal flushes.

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Apr 5, 13 at 8:40am
    • saxophone hands won't make a girl squirt. cards aren't that interesting.

      Submitted by LemmePhister on Apr 5, 13 at 8:48am
  • I can't believe no one commented on how awesome it is when chicks squirt! And it sounds like this chick wants to learn how to squirt and is searching for the right candidate to make it happen..

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 11, 13 at 7:55pm
  • If she says no... I'm free *drooling at the thought*

    Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Apr 10, 13 at 4:55am
  • Aaaaaand I think I just did!

    Submitted by JuggsaPoppin on Apr 5, 13 at 12:25am
  • Why is squirting supposed to be a good thing? Surely it just makes a mess.

    Submitted by SugarCrystal on Aug 31, 18 at 6:11pm
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