how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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