I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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