I don't think brook has ever known best
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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