Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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