Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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