champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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