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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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Where would you be that vinaigrette is more handy than water?
no shit
They aren't that hard to dry swallow......
Exactly. They're really tiny pills, I've dry swallowed them many times.
I like how Trollinn said "Last" instead of "First", Trolls are starting to use reverse psychology!
how does anyone need something to take their birth control with? i don't understand. just swallow the damn thing; it's tiny. no need to get desperate.
ok the pills are the tiniest things ever first of all, and secondly balsamic vinaigrette is delicious
So were you screwed somewhere behind a dumpster? Because last I checked there were water faucets everywhere, and if there was vinegar I assume you were in a kitchen... fake and not even clever
Vinegar and vinaigrette are two totally different things...
even so, there still should have been a faucet. stupid.
LAST!
Fake.
Way to bring a touch of class to the morning's regret of last night's sluttiness.
EVEN MORE LAST! Suck it trebek!
Ohhhh Maryland.
Close smartarse, but it's..."It's an important life skill to learn how to just swallow..."
I'm sure you've swallowed worse things
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