Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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